Before Lu Xiao came out to his family, Lu Jinnan did arrange several blind dates for him.
But later this incident became a topic of discussion after dinner, not because of anything else, but because it made a lot of noise every time.
For the first time, Lu Jinnan arranged for the partner’s daughter Tao Xue, an eldest lady who has both princess disease and hypocrisy. Unfortunately, she ran into Lu Xiao, who was a master of junk. She ran out crying after eating, and her makeup was all over her head. Then, the decades-long friendship between her father and Lu Jinnan came to an end, and even the projects they were talking about became yellow.
The second time was a small Jiabiyu, working as an English teacher in foreign languages. After the girl went back, she said that she suggested that Lu Xiao re-read high school to save his precarious brain. The third time, Lu Jinnan learned to be smart, and found a girl who likes to play like Lu Xiao. A few days later, the girl’s boyfriend brought someone to smash the scene, and Lu Xiao beat him for 120 beatings and carried him to the hospital.
These three blind dates caused Lu Jinnan to lose a lot of money twice, and once made him lose face in front of his academic friends. At that time, he was a few years old. So that when he saw Ye Cheng, he only felt that in front of character and suitability, gender didn’t seem to be too stuck.
Ye Cheng looked at his half-bald hair and thought it was cruel to the old man.
So he cleared his throat and replied: “Lu Xiao likes that kind of independent, not too clingy, has his own career and hobbies. It is best to play games and basketball with him, and be able to mingle with his friends. There must also be white skin, big eyes, long legs, and short, straight hair.”
He also likes to toss with some skirts, I have two in my suitcase, he added silently in his heart.
Following his description, Lu Jinnan rolled his eyes on him, as if he had recovered, and said a little embarrassedly: “Well, you have to play basketball, it’s hard to find such a girl, he likes it. …so specific?”
He thought that Ye Cheng would answer some general questions, such as kindness and filial piety, but he didn’t expect to be so detailed.
And how to listen and how to think, this girl is very “man”.
Ye Cheng nodded cautiously, “It’s really hard to find.”
It means you just give up.
Lu Jinnan stroked his chin thoughtfully and said, “Okay, then I’ll think about it. Thank you, Xiaoye.”
“Grandpa, you are too polite, it’s just a little effort.” Ye Cheng said humbly.
When Lu Xiao came back with the tea leaves, the two were discussing to go fishing in the sea in a few days.
There is no one in the Lu family who has the same preferences as Lu Jinnan. They are all dressed in fine clothes and food, and they can’t understand some of what Lu Jinnan said.
For example, Lu Jinnan usually eats wontons on a whim. After the meal, he said that he remembered that when he was a child, there would be a cart selling wontons at the entrance of the alley, and the wontons with chili oil were delicious.
At this time, his eldest son would continue to eat dumbly, Lu Yaoshan would pretend to say “yes, I miss it”, and the third son would pick his teeth and say that he would only eat wontons tonight? Only Ye Cheng will listen to him carefully, and ask which alleyway it is, and go to see if there are still wonton sellers to pack them back for him.
No matter how high a person stands, they also need care and comfort.
Apart from his low status, Lu Jinnan was just an ordinary old man in his sixties.
After returning from the old house, Lu Xiao was quite puzzled and mumbled, “Strange, why didn’t grandpa let me…”
“What do you want to do?” Ye Cheng didn’t hear clearly.
Lu Xiao glanced at him in a panic, and said, “It’s nothing, you’re not afraid of my grandfather, my uncles are afraid of him to death.”
Ye Cheng said: “I didn’t do anything wrong, why should I be afraid.”
Lu Xiao looked at him strangely: “You’re with me, isn’t that a bad thing?”
The car stopped in front of the house.
Ye Cheng patted his cheek and said, “Of course not, Grandpa has to thank me.” Then he pushed open the door and got out of the car.
Lu Xiao sat in the car for a few seconds, then suddenly blushed and clenched the steering wheel.
Fuck, I really love his confident look, woo woo loves his wife so much, he howls in his heart.
That night, Lu Xiao reluctantly kept Ye Cheng and Gao Qiulan to stay, but Gao Qiulan wanted to go back to feed the newly bought fry and declined his appeal.
At noon the next day, when Meng Li woke up, he found that Lu Xiao was still at home.
She sat at the dining table with her face mask on, and saw him poking at the braised pork cooked by Mrs. Wang with a dull gaze, but the meal in front of her didn’t move.
Meng Li asked suspiciously, “Didn’t you have an appointment with Xiaocheng for lunch, why didn’t you pick him up?”
Lu Xiao slowly raised his head, stared at the yellow mask on her face, and said sadly, “Mom, I seem to have lost my love.”
Saying that, he covered his face in pain.
Meng Li was startled, and quickly took off the mask to comfort him: “No, why did you fall out of love? Xiaocheng dumped you? Say it well, don’t worry, mom will help you.”
Lu Xiao turned on the phone screen and showed her the chat interface between him and Lu Jinnan.
Lu Jinnan said: [I have arranged a girl for you, you can go and meet when you have time. 】
Followed by a few data maps and life photos.
Xia Ran, 20 years old, majoring in fashion design of B major. He has a good family background and plans to start his own business. He likes basketball, games and racing. He looks very cool with short black hair and sunglasses.
“Grandpa didn’t find this style, it must have been suggested by Ye Cheng.” Lu Xiao said with grief and indignation, “Bacheng was the one they talked about when they let me go yesterday, it’s too much!”
When he shouted, the new bubbles on the corners of his mouth were affected, and he grimaced in pain.
Meng Li opened his eyes and felt that things were not easy.
She hesitated: “Is it really Xiaocheng’s suggestion, or should I make a phone call to find out?”
Lu Xiao immediately pushed her phone over and said, “If you call now, just say I’m angry and ask him if he wants to sleep at our house tonight.”
Meng Li: “…”
Resisting the urge to put the mask on Lu Xiao’s face, she dialed Ye Cheng speechlessly.
Lu Xiao leaned over and listened beside him.
“Hey, Xiaocheng, it’s me, godmother.” Meng Li said to the phone.
“What’s the matter, Mom?” Ye Cheng asked, “I was about to go out, and I made an appointment with Lu Xiao for lunch.”
Lu Xiao covered the bubble at the corner of his mouth and whispered, “There’s no more food! Ask him about business!”
Meng Li had to say, “Well, did you tell his grandfather something yesterday? Lu Xiao received news from his grandfather that he wanted to introduce him to a blind date.”
Lu Xiao said, “Tell him I’m angry.”
Meng Li: “He…he is very angry.”
Ye Cheng remembered what happened yesterday, and said in surprise: “Grandpa found it so quickly? I thought that according to that standard, it would take a while to say less.”
Lu Xiao jumped up from his chair and lowered his voice angrily: “Look, that’s what he said! Make him sleep with me tonight, or the consequences will be serious!”
Meng Li couldn’t bear to push him back, ignored his unreasonable request, and said to the other side: “Yes, the old man has been worrying about this for a long time. But since he asked you something, you have to answer it, it’s not a problem. Blame you. In the future, I will find a suitable opportunity to tell the old man about your affairs. ”
“Thank you mom,” Ye Cheng said.
Meng Li sighed: “The acceptance of the elderly may not be so high, you have to be mentally prepared…”
Lu Xiao roared beside him with fire in his eyes: “Let him apologize to me! He betrayed me, I won’t forgive him easily!”
Meng Li finally got impatient, slapped the phone directly on his cheek, and said loudly, “Lu Xiao said he has something to tell you, you can tell it yourself.”
The moment the phone was placed on his face, Lu Xiao’s mouth stopped instantly.
Meng Li rolled his eyes and moved to the living room to apply a mask.
“Ah?” Ye Cheng asked in that hair.
Lu Xiao choked for a moment, was silent for a moment, and said sullenly, “Are you going out?”
“Not yet, are you almost there? I’m about to go out.”
“Don’t come out yet,” Lu Xiao said angrily, “Wait at home, it’s cold outside, don’t catch a cold again, I’ll be there in twenty minutes.”
Half an hour later, Lu Xiao drove Ye Cheng to a private kitchen.
This restaurant is far from the city. Ye Cheng sat in the passenger car with a warm hand and a pillow, eating nuts as if nothing was wrong.
Lu Xiao endured it for a long time, but still couldn’t hold back, and said, “Don’t you feel uncomfortable? I’m going to go on a blind date, can you still eat?”
Ye Cheng gave Xing Xing a meal to the mouth, and then realized that Lu Xiao had been very irritable since he got in the car.
It seems that he is right, he knew that this blind date would be gay, but Lu Xiao didn’t know.
He took a bite of the almond and comforted: “It’s alright, as long as you don’t want to, grandpa won’t force you.”
Lu Xiao slammed the steering wheel, his face stinking to the extreme: “Is this the point? The point is that you’re not jealous?!”
Ye Cheng didn’t expect his thinking to be so clear, and the almonds got stuck in his throat.
The car was quiet for a few minutes.
While waiting for the green light, Lu Xiao took a few deep breaths, and said with a suppressed temper, “As compensation, you sleep at my house tonight.”
He specially used the tone of command to make this proposal impossible to refuse. However, Ye Cheng looked embarrassed and said, “But Huang Sheng’an is going to my house for dinner tonight. Grandma told me to go home before six o’clock.”
Lu Xiao looked aggrieved and looked at him in disbelief, “Can’t you come to me after dinner? Do you know how long we haven’t slept together, the whole exam week! There are two more nights to come!”
Ye Cheng finally understood.
Damn, sure enough, a man who abstains for a few days can’t be considered a human being.
From the very beginning, the reason why he got angry for no reason was not because of the blind date, but because this guy was suffocated…
Upon closer inspection, the dark circles under Lu Xiao’s eyes appeared, and there was a string of blisters on the corners of his mouth.
Properly desire dissatisfaction.
Ye Cheng felt the urge to laugh, but the next second, he didn’t hold back, he really laughed.
Lu Xiao immediately exploded, staring at him with red eyes, “I’m so mad at me” written all over his face.
Ye Cheng quickly stuffed the half eaten almonds into his mouth and coaxed, “Be good, drive quickly, it’s the green light.”
Lu Xiao chewed the half of the almond while driving, his mood stabilized a little, but he was still angry.
Ye Cheng held back a smile and said, “Well, I’ll go to your house tomorrow and help you match clothes for the blind date.”
Seeing that Lu Xiao was about to explode again, he hurriedly added: “I will try to persuade that woman to quit once and for all, and make you notorious in the dating circle. No one dares to have a blind date with you from now on.”
“It’s not too bad.” Lu Xiao gave him a sideways look, “You must come tomorrow, if you dare to hit me…”
He said softly but firmly: “I’ll **** you.”