This is the Machine Translation (MTL) of this Chinese Web Novel – I Can’t Be This Protagonist MTL
Yan Shuang is an old veteran of the Transmigration Bureau. Once he finishes one last book, he’ll be able to make a lump-sum withdrawal of the pension he’s accumulated across various books and live a happily retired life.
There’s good news once he enters the book — He’s the protagonist.
Bad news? — He’s the protagonist of an angsty, dog blood novel.
Before him lay five highly toxic relationship plotlines with the same shou but different gongs.
Scum Gong 1: Master-servant contract with physical and mental abuse aplenty
Scum Gong 2: Carving out one of your kidneys for the white moonlight
Scum Gong 3: Brainwashing/reconditioning shame play
Scum Gong 4: You’re nice but unfortunately not clean enough
Scum Gong 5: Save him and I can marry you
Yan Shuang: He’s eager to retire already, hurry up ba
Spoiler Alert: There is no CP, the MC chooses none of them in the end. But it’s still a great read. Also, the book isn’t really angsty, it was pretty funny.
|Author: Superman With Frozen Feelings (冻感超人)|
|Alternative Names: 这主角我当不了 | I Can’t Be This Protagonist MTL|
|Chapters: 155 (Completed)|
|Buy the Raws (Chinese Version): https://www.jjwxc.net/onebook.php?novelid=5016386|
|Type: Chinese Web Novel|